Florida whiplash

(n.) An event in which a Floridian resident turns too quickly while riding atop an alligator

"Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight. I got terrible Florida whiplash while doing donuts on Bessie today."

by Wolfofthefallen February 14, 2020

florida paddle

Florida Paddle

Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.

It was getting dark and a little sharky in the water, so he did a florida paddle.

by Miki Dora December 30, 2013

Killed by Florida

Killed by Florida started years ago out of the depressed swamp of south Florida, full of hate and angst. We are politically charged and fast as hell. We are anti-religion, anti-racist, anti-transphobia, and anti-war.

Rivs- lead guitar

Scala- bass

Alex- drums

Jammer- lead vocals.

I went and saw killed by Florida live. It was the best show I had ever been to!

by DeDuke August 24, 2023

Florida Condom

A condom used by a person with an STD.

Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?

by MexicanJ0ker April 27, 2020

florida meatball

Sucking on a sweaty scrotum.

I love Florida meatballs.

by SirAnarchy March 27, 2017

Inwards Florida

That tingly feeling you get when you are deeply stressed, angry, or doing literally nothing at all.

I felt an Inwards Florida after getting harassed by my boss.

by Mr. TherapeutacalDharMann December 20, 2021

clermont florida

a hilly village of the damned

where's clermont florida?

by kissmewinchester June 23, 2017