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Ryan Howard

When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.
Ryan Howard hasn't been a legitimate player since Osama bin Laden was still alive.
by Deez Nuts 2016 October 18, 2015
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Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.
I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!
by QuacksO December 3, 2018
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Sue Howard

Wow you're being such a Sue Howard right now.
by Westansue December 3, 2018
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Howard-ed

To perform at such a pathetic level that you are utterly and mercilessly annihilated by your opponent.
Petry: "Holy shit man. I knew your team was bad but not that bad. You were viciously Howard-ed last week."

James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."
by Hold the Door July 2, 2018
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Hallway Howard

Any person/group in a school hallway that poses a threat to those passing; unremarkable people posing as obstacles to those trying to get to class.

Can come individually or in groups, though individual hallway howards are rare. Often very excitable girls/boys talking without realizing they're taking up the whole damn hallway.
person 1: damn, this school is full of assholes and hallway howards.

person 2: true. I'll be pissed if we're late again.
by acxi January 25, 2019
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Howard

A boy who likes to talk to other girls at a party instead of his girlfriend he hugs every girl at a party instead of his own and is a hypocrite
Howard is someone who is

interested in other girls
by Unknown8743790855 July 15, 2019
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amelie howard

gourgeous, perfect, young woman who doesn’t see how amazing she truly is
do you know amelie howard, yeah can i get her phone number??? she’s the most beautiful person i’ve seen in my life!
by lovelybird May 12, 2019
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