shat my hoop

When you shit so hard that it is almost as if your anus expands to the size of your earring hoop.

Oh my god, i just absolutely shat my hoop

by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019

Hoop Angel

Hoop angel is a menace to society, notoriously again homeless men

I have a urge to throw a steaming hot honey bun at a homeless person

Person: That must be hoop angel

by Honeybundefender December 12, 2023

Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.

Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."

by JMRR5 June 18, 2022

sausage hooping

twerking on your boy in a heterosexual way

It was sausage hooping because I kept my socks on.

by x0mbiez July 6, 2025

dunking on the hoop

the action during intercourse where the male ejaculates and it goes through the females hoop ear-ring.

I was trying to give this girl a facial the other day and totally was thinking about dunking on the hoop

by Genius_troll November 1, 2020

Hula hoop tricks on it

Someone you find incredibly attractive/ Someone you would vigorously ride.

See that guy over there? Hula hoop tricks on it.

by Fruitloop999 July 15, 2024

Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.

“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”

by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025