Holy Jesus

Tyrone equivalent of jaysus

Holy Jesus, referee.

by Desigol October 8, 2006

Holy Biatch

A term generally used to express exclamation, awe or anger at a situation. Not usually used to describe happiness. However, it may never be used to describe a person. You can never call someone a holy biatch. It is only used to describe situations.

1. HOLY BIATCH dude, I can't believe I actually passed that IAH class!
2. Where the hell is my juicy-juicy red lip gloss?! HOLY BIATCH!!!
3. Guy #1: Yea man, so some really messed up stuff happened last night. All I'm gonna say is that I woke up this morning and I had no idea where my wallet, keys or shoes were and I was lying alone in the middle of the forest.
Guy #2: HOOO-LLLLLYYY BIAAAATTCCCHHHHH

by Sara Q. September 25, 2007

holy joint

A joint made out of pages from the Bible/other holy book.

A holy joint is the same as a bible joint.

by Pseudonym1333 January 10, 2011

Holy Water

The water that flows from a priest's butthole after an enema.

Father Pedofuck called to the altar boy "Come here son and help me make some Holy Water."

by Cuntoleezza Rice October 23, 2007

holy fishsticks

a term basically meaning holy shit, though acceptable around all people.

Holy fishsticks, Batman!

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

holy jessica

sexual act in which you bang a female in the bum, pull out before you finish, spin her around, explode in her mouth, she spits it onto your stomach, snorts it up her nose, hawks it back through her mouth and kisses it back into you.

"Dude! Me and Stacey tried the Holy Jessica last night and her head exploded!!"

by holy jessica November 5, 2007

Holy Invoker

(n.) The inexorable hand of Fate. Founder and leader of a popular Runescape clan named "Titans Revolution."

Holy Invoker is one who invokes feelings of holiness and pervertedness.

by Joyfulnoob August 22, 2009