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Hillbilly shit

Leaving the front door of your house wide open all day everyday.
My neighbors are always on some hillbilly shit with their windows and doors wide open all the time.
by JackB. Nimble May 10, 2021
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Hillbilly Mathematics

The phenomena of conflicting family relationship statuses where childbirth through incest turns a family tree into a family spiderweb.
According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.
by Chain Furious April 4, 2025
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Hillbilly Muffin

A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.

this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.
I layed a hillbilly muffin in your dads flange
by candolol June 9, 2009
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Metro Hillbilly

(n): A person who enjoys wearing plaid flannels, in colors other than army green, black, red, dark blue. Acceptable colors include, bright pink, bright blue, actually any neon color, or colors often found on a metrosexual. Also, if in question, when wearing said flannels, wearer will defend onself with "Hey its not my fault you are not into fashion."
Dude K.K. is looking like a metro hillbilly right now.
by acer10000000 January 15, 2011
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Hillbilly salt

Another name for the seasoned salt franchise restaurants and dive bars sprinkle on their crappy potato products.
These nasty potato wedges are covered in hillbilly salt!
by mrgoodjob July 31, 2011
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Hillbilly Condo

A Hillbilly Condo is a trailer park where the residents are stacked on top of each other in a building.

Usually run by a demented clown calling herself Madame President of the HOA.
The Hillbilly Condo President was fined for Homestead Fraud. She doesn’t care. Her unit is up for sale & she’s out of here
by SeaCrone June 5, 2025
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Hillbilly Hibachi

The Waffle House. They make the food in front of you just like the Japanese hibachi restaurants.
Hey, lets get some Hillbilly Hibachi. They have good waffles there.
by the real dick clark January 7, 2022
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