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Heather Weather

The cerebral and metaphorically meteorological conditions that must be present for one to drunk dial and subsequently attempt coitus with a girl named Heather.
Dude 1: Dude, I'm going to go down to the Beer House tonight to tie one on.

Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?

Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!

Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*
by Uvula February 17, 2010
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normally the ugliest fucking bitch ever. generally lesbian, but the butch kind. NOT the hot kind. All of her friends are in a biker gang and above the age of 50. She likes to creep on pretty girls and rub her finger between her toes while she does it. She's never had a boy/girlfriend and she rarely showers. She's gross.
Ugh I saw Heather with my grandpa today at the Smiling Skull Bar. Awkward...
by HeathersMom October 9, 2011
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weird individual, who is paranoid and has multiple phobias, she cant buy tampons by herself and refuses to be naked in front of her husband..
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short busty brunette who has a phobia of being blonde, and walks like shes got something on her mind, slouches so no one notices her and acts like a BAMF
by Bexxx17 June 12, 2009
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Blonde bitch big tits but after being with her you can never get over her. its like she put some of her soul into you......THE SOUL OF SATAN!!!!!!!
Guy 1: hey its time to worship Heather.

Guy2: don't you mean satan?

guy 1: whats the difference?
by dr DD August 14, 2009
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Usually a huge whore. Mean hearted girl. Always trying to make others feel bad. All around bad person. Heathers tend to drink too much and have no class.
Heather is a bitch!
by justkiddingnotreally August 19, 2011
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A Heather is a completely helpless troll who lives under the stairs of apartment complexes. They are usually quiet and timid at first, but once you get to know them...they explode and turn into an all out bitch that lets her true colors shine through!
Hey...who ate my pizza?

Probably the Heather under the stairs!
by Warman March 2, 2011
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Someone who is annoying. She can be on your last nerve sometimes (a lot) but is a good friend sometimes. Usually short, brunette,
Jessica: omg that girl is annoying

Bob: she must be a heather
by pinklepard January 28, 2015
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