Have a grape!!

an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.
It was originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.

ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"

other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."
you: "have a grape!!!"

(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)

by Phoebe and Hebe December 28, 2008

Have a night

Like saying "have the night you deserve"

"....have a night, I'll talk to you tomorrow."

by Random_ness_ May 2, 2017

have at 'er

Go for it. Have at it. Give it hell. Go ahead.

Maybe isolated to Wisconsin or Midwest.

You wanna drive my car? Have at 'er.

Friend: mind if I have a beer? Other friend: have at 'er.

by gbpackerbacker August 9, 2017

I'll Have What He's Having

A phase used to express your realization of someone's insanity. It originated from a joke, when you ask the bar tender for the strongest drink they have, then you hear someone saying something so crazy he must be drunk, so you tell the bar tender you'll have what he's having.

Frank: I think the reason cats always land on their feet is because they can control they're own gravitational pull.
Me: I'll have what he's having.

by Nughuff November 13, 2019

have a cow

The "country folk" version of "have a cow":

Your dad owns a dairy farm, so when Mom and Pop go out for dinner, you go out into the barn with a can of aerosol whip cream and spray it on your naked boner so one of the calves will suck you off.

CLYDE: Hey, Enos, are you going to the prom?

ENOS: No, all the chicks I asked turned me down. I think I'll just kill myself!

CLYDE: Come on man, it's not THAT bad -- have a cow!

by Harry Hickman December 1, 2006

dick having

adj. used as an insult, refers to sucking, tugging or fucking a penis

T.I. went to prison and now he has turned into a dick having bitch.

by john_the_ripper? May 19, 2009

ring-have

1. An absolute must-have ring tone for your cell phone.

"That new Nelly song is a total ring-have!"

"Dude, that song was a ring-have of last year."

by Daveed May 28, 2006