Hagerstown Shit Smearer

A mere legend who comes from the slums of Elicot community. Smearing their own feces on the walls and stalls. They reside in Hagerstown dorm, supposedly on the 3rd floor...

What could they possibly be eating at the y?
No one knows who or what this individual is thinking.

Beware of the shit smearer, he could be any one of us.

The Hagerstown Shit Smearer strikes again!

by HagerstownHero67 September 3, 2025

haberdaiquiri

a port manteau of daiquiri and haberdashery

daiquiri is a little girls drink for when a kid is too little for alcohol or sometimes at ice cream bars
usually to incite that the noted feminist is probably diddling or trafficking kids or identifying and classifying kids

haberdashery ~ is a joke about how women are supposed to make themselves beautiful by mothership if they choose to do so and if they can

This stupid fokkin haberdaiquiri died trying to sell my family to a pedophile in New Jersey for cocaine.

by sinrlifemattrs September 17, 2025

Hamper Hoe

Someone that sniffs dirty underwear, jocks or other used clothing.

Whenever my boyfriend leaves the house, I am such a hamper hoe.

by 140pointsix November 1, 2025

butt haerting

really ugly..also see trifiling

dude do you see that girl over there? she is sooo butt haerting

by daheezy January 21, 2009

Hairy Hamersly

Where a girl despises pubic hair, so she either rejects sexual activity or shaves it for you.

"heh heh heh.." -unzips your pants-

"What the fuck!? You need to shave! I'm not touching that till that shit is GONE."

Damn Hairy Hamersly.

by idgafaurbandictionaryname August 31, 2011

felix hakeröd

best peson alive. He is a beast in bed. HOTTEST of them all!!!!

oh he's such a felix hakeröd

by felix hakeröd January 19, 2017

jackie habermann

a girl who loves her family more than her own life

I would be like jackie habermann if it was my family.

by itjustis April 27, 2017