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Halliburton Handjob

The act of jerking someone off to distract them from the Alaskan Pipeline that’s about to be shoved up their ass.

Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.
1. Dazzled by the company’s offer of thousands of good-paying factory jobs in exchange for tax cuts and reduced regulations, the city council was once again fooled by the old Halliburton Handjob.

2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.
by Call Me Ahab January 20, 2024
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Bronx Handjob

Punching someone in the dick, quickly and repeatedly
Lucas introducing metachlorians to explain The Force pissed us off so much we held him down and gave him a Bronx Handjob
by UnexpectedBacon November 10, 2024
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Feral Handjob

The use of mud , sand or dirt as lube as a woman jerks your off onto her stomach.

Natalie gave me a feral handjob and I blew my load all the way onto her face
Natalie gave me a feral handjob and I blew my load all the way onto her face.
by BellsBeach50 May 2, 2019
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Poseidons Handjob

When you take a shit and the water from the toilet touches your penis
"Dude, last night after that Mexican food gave me a Poseidons Handjob"
by WujekBartek December 26, 2021
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arangatang handjob

1.When a masculine girl gives you a ferocious handjob
2. When a girl has giant hairy hands and gives you a handjob
- “That bitch almost ripped my dick”
-“Damn she gave you a arangatang handjob
by DontEatMyAss December 15, 2017
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Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.
Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.
by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023
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wombo combo handjob

When she say she virgin but she give you the wombo combo handjob
Damn, she gave me the wombo combo handjob
by Kappington November 1, 2018
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