Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.

I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.

by Slippin' pee hands December 27, 2021

Octopus Grip

When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.

This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.

NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).

Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"

Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"

by ax about me December 24, 2010

gripping sink

When the shit is so intense that you have a vice grip on the sink next to you.

"Hey man, I'm gonna be a while, I'm in here gripping sink"

by reeeeeeeee123 April 10, 2020

chad grip

When you grip something/someone with your full hand and say "C H A D G R I P"

My friend and I had a Chad Gripping competition, I won

by RandomShitposts April 5, 2021

back in the grip

Just another way to say back in the day.

We used to date her back in the grip.

by ktaylork May 29, 2020

grip the ice

In less vulgar way it means when a man is going to jack off or just to grip there penis well why just because

Im bout to grip the ice

by IceGripper August 5, 2023

Skater grip

When her coochie is dry, rough, and dirty like a skaters griptape.

She had skater grip, and my penis looks like a sanded down hot dog

by Verysoggywaffle April 14, 2021