Gremlin jerky

When a man or woman pisses at such a high pressure that it cleanly cuts a man’s forskin off then proceeds to force feed the man his own forskin with her toes

Kerrilif gave Jake gremlin jerky it was delicious according to him

by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025

Gremlin

Rare unknown species that survived the asteroid that killed all of it's kind.

Characteristics of a Gremlin
-Bad Breath
-Crunchy Skin
-Long Necks
-Holey Shirts
-Nigger Naps

"Hey Sincere do you see that guy over there? Yeah he's just a gremlin I used to like yikes.."

by Trixie Belli June 12, 2018

Gremlin Brandybuck

Lady midget giving blow job and bites down when you are about to finish. While reading a book.

"My dick still hurts from that Gremlin Brandybuck."

by The Beard January 5, 2015

Dorm Gremlin

A roommate, typically in a college dorm, who is rarely seen during daylight hours but becomes active late at night.

"I swear I bought a full bag of Doritos yesterday, but the dorm gremlin must have gotten to them last night."

by Proney September 9, 2025

West Indies Gremlin

A frivolous freak. Who feeds on young girls soul. They can also shapeshift into christy vanderlip

You must be a West Indies gremlin because I can smell reakish sent.

by Moisture Moisturizer 1911 February 19, 2021

Keyboard Gremlin

A person who likes to attack or bully someone for their likes and interests online. A Keyboard Gremlin would write hate comments on someone's interests/Hobbies and make a large group upset.

All of these Keyboard Gremlins keep hate commenting on my posts

by MoXoxo December 29, 2021

Gremlin Funds

A source of income, typically used for:
1. Water
2. Midnight Snacks

These funds do not include the use if lights, as they are only used by vampires, and nightowls

I shall save this £10 as Gremlin Funds

by Tr0nRinzler October 4, 2022