Gamble And Win

A fart with no mass. To pass gas without shitting yourself.

I love to gamble and win. My underwear lasts longer. Praise the Lord.

by Rev Sharpton November 19, 2025

red gambler

a driver who drives through the red light.

Do not be a red gambler. Obey traffic rules.

by uttam maharjan May 17, 2010

Grundle Grumbles

The after effect of eating at the Grundle (Harris-Millis) Dining Hall at the University of Vermont: a combination of gurgling, bubbling, gut crunching, grumbling noises originating from the stomach and/or intestines resulting from the suspicious and often questionable meals offered at the oh-so infamous place of culinary disaster.

oh no! i've got the Grundle Grumbles! I NEED to get to a bathroom.

by GrundleGoer October 4, 2012

little gamble

Someone who is a total dickhead faggot

You little gamble

by AnomymousFag November 17, 2016

Fart gamble

When you need to fart really really bad but, you are genuinely afraid you are gonna shit yourself. It is a risky roll of the dice.

I fart gambled with my boss in the elevator yesterday.

by jefeslifelesson August 6, 2017

Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.

"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."

by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018

Gamer Gambler

A gamer who bets in lootbox, skins and crypto currency gambling websites.

Hey, I didn't know you were a gamer gambler? What do you gamble with… Skins?

Gamer gambling is far more widespread than people assume. Millions of gamers by lootboxes.

by gamduel September 11, 2019