by Christina April 26, 2005
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PHD in ultra-physics, nerdy guy and a total fuckup when it comes to making experiments work without causing the end of human civilisation... That is until he turns into a meen killing machine that was able, all by himself, to defeat the Goverment Special Forces, alien invading creatures and a BIG foetus looking uber-monster; All that in just the first installement of the game. In the second part we discover that Freeman has become a pure agent of death and destruction (working with the good guys) who is still unable to score with ladys and who, after meeting with a guy that has godly powers, still has to wear corrective glasses.
Anyway, the caracter has become a legend and all we are waiting for is episode 3 where he may (we hope) do something usefull and make some sense!
PHD in ultra-physics, nerdy guy and a total fuckup when it comes to making experiments work without causing the end of human civilisation... That is until he turns into a meen killing machine that was able, all by himself, to defeat the Goverment Special Forces, alien invading creatures and a BIG foetus looking uber-monster; All that in just the first installement of the game. In the second part we discover that Freeman has become a pure agent of death and destruction (working with the good guys) who is still unable to score with ladys and who, after meeting with a guy that has godly powers, still has to wear corrective glasses.
Anyway, the caracter has become a legend and all we are waiting for is episode 3 where he may (we hope) do something usefull and make some sense!
by Kazman December 20, 2004
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by jodieeeeeeeee June 4, 2009
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by Sandra D January 29, 2004
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A fat smelly bastard who has terrible dandruff and like little girls under the age of 15.
Someone who doesn't get into the University of Tennessee.
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A fat smelly bastard who has terrible dandruff and like little girls under the age of 15.
Someone who doesn't get into the University of Tennessee.
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I saw you eying that little girl, don't be such a Taylor Gordon.
It looks like you are gaining some weight, don't pull a Gordo.
I see that you are camping in that corner, did Gordo give you gaming lessons?
p1: I got in to UT, did you get in to UT?
p2: Yeah, like everyone did.
p1: I head Taylor Gordon didnt!!!!!!
It looks like you are gaining some weight, don't pull a Gordo.
I see that you are camping in that corner, did Gordo give you gaming lessons?
p1: I got in to UT, did you get in to UT?
p2: Yeah, like everyone did.
p1: I head Taylor Gordon didnt!!!!!!
by James Muhs March 7, 2008
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