When you lean over and touch your fists to the ground while sittin on the toilet to help the poop come out
Andrew ate a lot of beef so he would always gorilla pose on the pot so he wouldn't cut his ass hole too bad
by Gumpypeehole August 16, 2017
A drunk, unattractive, usually rather large female found floating down a river relentlessly searching for a mate, free beer, free food, and/or free cigarettes.
First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.
Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.
First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.
Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.
Greg tied a Keystone smothered in pork grease to his fishing pole in hopes of catching himself a River Gorilla.
by dongkeeekong April 05, 2009
by definitely bored June 09, 2016
The act of taking your own fecal matter and shoving into the rectum of your enemy or sexual partner.
I'm going to clap your cheeks and then I will commence Gorilla Punching you like you very much so deserve.
by Grossman27 October 28, 2018
by Clvo_nato1289 January 16, 2022
A booger in the nose. When a person breathes, it looks like the arm of a gorilla trying to grab you.
by Otta4Sho August 23, 2023
by Small gorillas February 26, 2022