Goochy Goose

When a man and a woman are in 69 position and she is licking his gooch, then the guy farts in her face and he tightens his legs around her neck forcing her to endure the smell. This leading to her screaming like a goose due to her neck being crushed.

Johnny: "Betty? What happened to you and Paul?"
Betty: "Nigga, i broke up with him cause he Goochy Goosed me and i smelled for weeks."

by Macro D December 26, 2006

American Goose

The act of showing someone your middle finger, or, flipping the bird.

Wow, that kid just gave the camera man the "american goose" right on national tv.

by CJ Tromm December 18, 2007

Goose Juice

Cranberry juice and Grey goose vodka.

when you go to the store will you pick me up some goose juice?

by Pr!n3ess August 14, 2008

goose pounder

Usually a man, who enjoys giving women tender vaginal components. After excessive vaginal cavity splunking the man (or women) seems to move on without caring for a second session of pounding.

"you are going to need to see a doctor after that" said the goose pounder

by Danger Darvid January 4, 2008

Goose Cult

The holy cult that worships the great goose, All of the people in he cult are worthy and are Superior beings.

All hail the goose, said the worshipers of the Goose Cult

by sub to the goose November 5, 2019

Goosed Out

Goosed Out is the the state of being fucked up on alcohol and drugs beyond any point of return.

To achieve the level of "Goosed" you must be so fucked up that your body throws itself into a nerve system contagion which causes goose bumps to form on the surface of your skin. Hence the term's name.

"Jesus Devon, I was so fucking Goosed out last night, the next day my friends showed me video footage of me running around in cemetery completely naked screaming "WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME LIFE!" Nigga I was Goosed"

by There's Nothing To See Here. September 13, 2012

juice the goose

To masturbate. To fuck off.

"My mom walked in on me juicin' the goose, I was so embarrassed"

"Where's Johnny?"
"I dunno, probably ran off to juice the goose."

by awbabygurl March 21, 2017