Golden Stag

When you pee on someone, then put your balls in their mouth and yell Golden Stag!

If I'm watching someone give someone else a Golden Stag, is it a noun, or a verb?

by Corinthian Prime May 17, 2019

Golden Victory

When a person urinates all over another person. It can often lead to impregnation, although that makes no sense. When one carries out a Golden Victory, he/she must hold their arms up in the air and scream, hence "victory".

You probably can where the "golden" comes from... but if you can't... the piss.

" Guy 1: Dude im gonna piss all over your mom, I know how much you wanted a brother.

Guy 2: Golden Victory ! Awww yeah!"

by anony000 April 15, 2009

Golden Bullseye

The act of urinating through the hole in a doughnut into a urinal or a toilet and then proceeding to eat said doughnut

Guy 1: "I bet Mark $30 he wouldn't do a Golden Bullseye the other day."
Guy 2: "Did he do it?"
Guy 1: "Of course he did, that guy's crazy!"

by HendrixButWhite June 11, 2018

Golden Thunderstorm

The act of 5 or more guys urinating on a person from an elevated area while stomping their feet.

I Found it weird that the rainstorm last night was quite warm. But then I looked up, and surprise to me, it was a classic golden thunderstorm.

by Lowtie December 15, 2019

Golden dribble

Kind of like a golden shower except the person

That’s going pee has an enlarged prostate

Would you like a golden dribble?

by Yeti Vendetti March 28, 2021

Golden Lobster

Simple........ It's doggy style but underwater.

Patrica: Maaaaaaaaan oh BOy !!!!! Hunter gave me a great Golden Lobster in the community pool last night!
Sarah: Really? How did you get into the pool after 10?

by okabo January 3, 2017

Golden Gauntlets

1) A pair of magic gauntlets from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"

2) When you take a piss while a chick is giving you a two-fisted handjob.

"The golden gauntlets are found in Ganon's Castle, and allow the wearer to lift really heavy stone pillars."

"I gave my girlfriend some golden gauntlets, and let me tell you, she was not pleased."

by Minejumper April 3, 2009