National Glumpinkin Day

The national celebration for the glumpinkin ritual. It is normally held on July 14th, but it's possible to celebrate it on the night of July 13th. July 14th is important to glumpinkin, because it marks the anniversary of its creation

The national glumpinkin day greeting is 'merry glumpinkin day' so you say "Merry Glumpinkin day"

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024

glumity

to act in a glum manner

Person 1: i just think being passive aggressive makes everyone unhappy and is very unproductive
Person 2: yaa, because the problems/causes of unhappiness never really end up getting solved
Person 2: people just let them sit and wallow in glumity (that's a word now)

by JAGannon August 19, 2008

Glimptonite

Someone who is a total milton

'Gosh, look at that guy over there - he is such a glimptonite

by king of the gypsies June 8, 2009

Glumbert

A sad hapless fellow who moaps around seeming clinically depressed without purpose or direction and lacks the motivation to groom himself in any manner or demonstrate a sense of pride, satisfaction, or self worth.

He is such a glumbert. I am now depressed myself.

by M. Hunterly November 18, 2009

Galumpff

A large tassel that hangs from hideous clothes(:

Dude, that galumpff is like... ew.

by Elllllle + Jazz(: January 5, 2010

Glumbkly

Off mood/ sad; letters k&b are awesome.

K & B are feeling glumbkly

by karyn francheeseco June 6, 2010

glemp

"It perhaps means a state of vegetative wakefulness"

A "hideous creeping inertia that compels you to watch stupid internet videos instead of sleep, forever"

I feel glemp.

by Haegin November 22, 2011