Glacier

Men whose minds work at the speed of 0.3 miles per year. They are very dense, slow minded, and stupid. They also do not respond appropriately, and can offend people without knowing.

Girl: "I told him I missed him and he responded with "ok" !!" Friend: "Aw jeez, he's a glacier."

by katkitkitkat December 7, 2013

gack

A man or women's discharge I.E. His or her cum.

I gacked all over her.Or she gacked in my mouth...

by cath boys June 29, 2006

gacking

When your cat gets a random huge energy burst and runs around the house jumping on stuff and knocking things over like a little shit head.

I didn't get much sleep cause my cat was gacking all night.

by Friendlytoad May 19, 2016

Glark

The belief that two males, formerlly percieved as straight, may be in a relationship together/have feelings for one another.

Person 1: Nick and Zane seem to be hanging out a lot lately.
Person 2: Do you think its like a glark thing?
Person 1: Maybe.

by AlexanderF February 27, 2017

Gack Off

Term used to describe when a meth user decides that rather than party with their friends famy and neighbors all weekend, they are going to just irresponsibly spend half their rent money on some dope and go hide out alone in their home and get higher than fuck all weekend...like a speed-driven "METHodical masturbation" type of high...

Bro, I'm so tired of smoking all my dope with these jank-ass chicks around the hood all weekend just to end up not getting any, yet still outta dope by Monday morning....fuck it, time to disappear for a couple days and gack off with my bad self...

by jimjones, omnibeing April 14, 2019

glak

Glak is a simple term.
Glak means a geek whose a slag. Simple.
geek+slag=GLAK.

girl one: did you hear about what she did last night? *looks at a geek*
girl two: yeah! what a slag.
girl one: a geek and a slag, means one thing. GLAK.

by anonmaousbitch. March 30, 2011

glacial

A series of quick, overwhelming, and disturbing games that requires one to toss a fruit salad and then pour mangos onto the body of a super hot turnip.

I went to hell, and the devil made me participate in a challenging glacial!

by fatrancher March 29, 2003