Future Nigga

A term for someone or a person whom does not partake in unlawful acts or niggaish acts in the present but may plan to do so in the far to near future.

Ben is dming his coworkers boyfriend a picture of them banging; Ben has big future nigga energy! XD RAWR

by banditboi420 February 16, 2025

big thigh maryooms future cat

would probably be called mocha and not born, maybe from the streets like rambo

big thigh maryooms future cat isnt latte so its not the best bs its good enough

by JassimF August 9, 2021

[Future Retro]

An English style that is the new New Rave but not as lame. It's basicaly bright colours and lots of plastic acessories, especialy bracelets, lego necklaces and fake Ray Ban sunglasses.
Why? It's fun.

''Oo, Jamiee, those bracelets from Clare's
Accessories?''
''Why yes, they are. Very Future Retro I thought''

by Jamiee W October 18, 2008

Future Gash

A girl who you are neither dating, nor sleeping with yet, who is a dead cert to sleep with you in the near future.

Guy 1: Hey, was that chick last night your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Nah, i don't get tied down, she was just a tasty bit of future gash.

by Mrfredash January 23, 2011

Futurism over Function

When certain features or basic functions present on a new product are changed for the sake of "innovation" with no consideration for practicality.

"It just feels like the thought process was 'well, let's change these designs, because that's what innovators do. And also it will get attention,' without actually improving on the old designs, or thinking about actual problems with the old designs that could be solved. See, what's happening here is not uncommon for Tesla and some other car companies, but specifically any of Elon's companies. I don't know if there's a name for it yet, so I'm just gonna call it Futurism over Function."
--> Cybertruck? More Like Cyber-Sucks! – SOME MORE NEWS

by The Logical Fallacy October 13, 2024

oddball future

The phrase "Oddball Future" is an adjective used to describe something or someone prerposterous in nature.

The phrase is a play on words of the music group Odd Future and the term Oddball. The term is often used in a comedic setting to describe weird activities or people.

Friend: I like wiping my ass back to front
You: You're oddball future rn .

by MeLikePork777 September 26, 2021

Future

Is thing that Billie eilish is in love with

Billie eilish: I’m in love with my future

by I.stole.your.cat September 22, 2020