neutered friendship

a form of friendship that is severely limited by one or both person's marital status, job title, etc.

Basically, it can only be so much.

I realized that my friendship with Joanna was going to have to be neutered when our boss told her husband about me.

Our neutered friendship is restricted to short chats between shifts.

by elantzb December 12, 2011

tainted friendship

A friendship that started off spontaneous with a person who was your enemy or whatnot and then either yourself or the person do things to mess up the friendship.

Maria and Briseida's is a tainted friendship because Maria got with Briseida's ex girlfriend that Briseida wanted to get back with.

by zombie_kilher_14 January 10, 2014

stay friendship day

April 9 is the official day when i-stays and k-stays united and became friends with eachother, bonding together. stays all over the world became closer in stayville. this happened all on twitter in the year 2021, April 9th.

“hey you wanna be moots?” a k-stay to an i-stay.

“yeah sure”
today is april 9, happy stay friendship day!!

by aarygato April 9, 2021

Friendship Clause

In the event of Best Friend achieving the status of "in a relationship" the friend that activated the Friendship Clause is asking said friend to "investigate" his girlfriend's friends for his friend's (That activated said clause) next proper girlfriend.

In the event of said friend not sticking to the once activated clause, a point is deducted on the friendship status (and may result in extended silent amongst friends). But if all best friends of said girlfriend do not meet criteria for the best friend (not suitable for dating of best friend i.e sluts, crazy, age) then the clause is then waived but always invoked for future potential candidates.

"I will need to activate the Friendship Clause, she has some hot friends."

by Dex Rip March 29, 2012

strategic friendship default

strategic friendship default

this def was posted on my birthday

and so i write it here now

strategic friendship default means when one is a fake friend

by giug78tig August 3, 2010

analyconditional friendship

friendship which is not judged on the basis of what goes in or out of ones sphincter.

Tommy and I have an analyconditional friendship, so I have to stay friends with him despite his persistent diarrhea.

by la90046 July 13, 2010

friendship

an illusion used to gain trust and deceive someone so they can be used for the benefit and desires of the deceiver

she mad a fool out of him, cherishing their friendship he gave up everything for her happiness. he thought as a friend she would do the same for him but when he fulfilled his usefulness was cast aside

by Dead dead Tom November 13, 2011