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Freezing

Freezing is a guy that is very cool and very pro, and he is definitely better than Mokmi and Phat.
Freezing is pro
by Fuck this every name is used October 17, 2021
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Ass Freeze

When the toilet paper touches the water and by the time you get to that wipe it surprises you
I pulled off too much toilet paper it accidentally touched the water by the time I ended up wiping I got an ass freeze
by Pebbles & Bam Bam October 1, 2022
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Freezing drizzle

When a man makes another man climb into a chest freezer and then urinate a on him.
Ryan told Dean that he didn't want a rusty trombone, and to get into the freezer so he could give him a freezing drizzle
by Bid dick THI October 5, 2022
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the freezing point of water

What’s the freezing point of water?

69 degrees.
by Chance52 February 2, 2022
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Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
by Stoney69 November 13, 2020
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Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob in an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake
1: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night?
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.
by anonymous November 17, 2020
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freezing

freezing is when someone begins to become a snowflake
1. why are you freezing? you look stupid doing it-
by aa.. April 9, 2021
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