jelly pie

when you rub your girl's ass so hard a jelly-like substance oozes out and you use it as lubricant for anal

See her? I gave that girl a jelly pie last night.

by TheDankestPepe September 2, 2016

pleuberry pie

A delicious dessert that has a warm crunchy crust and juicy pleuberry inside.

Ingredients:

198 packs of Marlborough cigs
2 Tablespoons of cancer
1 dash of orphan blood
2 baby nigglets
38 aid cells
4 Pleuberries

How to make:

In a large mixing bowl add in all ingredients and mix well. Tip, Don't let the nigglets crawl away.
Bake for 3 days and sit on for 3 more days. Bam you have the world class pleuberry pie. Enjoy!

Guy1: *Eats pie* Mmmmmhmmhmhmh That's some guuuud pleuberry pie
Guy2: Can I have some?
Guy1: *Eats Guy2*

by thepleuisreal May 18, 2017

jaan pie

A jaan pie is a pie filled with an endless amount of love, warmth, and joy. When you eat a jaan pie, you can't help but feel like the luckiest person in the world to have tasted such a heart warming pie.

(The term 'jaan' that is used in jaan pie, literally means 'life' and is a term of endearment in South Asian cultures)

Roki, you're my jaan pie and I want to eat you right now! :3 <3

by thebeignet January 23, 2019

pumpin pie

Like in the movie American Pie. The BDSM version includes whipped cream.

Bobo, get your dick out of the pumpin pie!

by HumaneAnimal October 20, 2017

Gibber Pie

A whole bunch of non sense

Thats a whole bunch of Gibber Pie!

by Thesunshines November 14, 2010

Fat pie

A girl with a fair bit extra round the waist but DD's or bigger. Not very attractive but you probably would after 6 pints. Gerald's favourite type of girl.

Dave: Look at that fat pie over there Jezz!

Jezz: Oh, I just jizzed in my pants.

by Dude-fucking-man December 13, 2012

Hula Pie

It's a dessert that originated in Maui, consisting of macadamia ice cream, chocolate crust, chocolate syrup, and almonds... It's hella good!

Save room for dessert, I want to order a slice of Hula Pie!!

by ns September 9, 2004