flocking

when someone acts the fool.

"DAMN! that guy is flockin.
dude you need to quit flockin.
when the cops are coming. their flocking.

by pimpwilliams January 16, 2011

Flock of Seagulls

While in the act of lovemaking a man allows several of his friends to hide naked in his cupboards. Whilst said love making is going on, the friends raise themselves to a state of attention so they are on the same level as their generous friend. When he empties his mess inside his ladyfriend, the friends burst forth from the cupboards flapping their arms and screeching like seaguls, jizzing all over their friend and his lover. They then circle the room in this fashion until supplies are empty.

"Shit, did you hear about Matty? I heard him and his mates gave Louise the Flock of Seagulls for her birthday! I think they have split now....."

by BigWillyEd January 7, 2009

fooch

a very enlightened, sometimes angry dope smoking freak, who enjoys cooking and making coffee and hash cookies for mate, and can't hold a license.

fuck, fooch got fucked up again on those cookies, and drove! what a fooch!

by anat October 22, 2003

flock

A Floppy Cock

I smacked you in the face with my flock.

by MJRM February 16, 2009

flock of deerticks

1. Any number of ticks that have been pulled off of pets and stored in a rubbing alcohol bottle for several years. 2. The most amazing disco house group to ever have sex with your Mother.

1. "Oh, I see your flock of deerticks is growing! 2. "Word, that flock of deerticks totally did it with my Mom."

by potentially everything, practically nothing February 9, 2005

Flocking the Tree

Sexual deviation, a'la Hot Carl, Cleveland Steamer, etc..

Tie your girl to the bed with christmas lights, wrap tinsel around her neck and cum all over her while singing Silver Bells

Yo man, you hear that new term in that Soulja Boy stageplay? He was like "Ima go flocking the tree on that ho!"

by WNN Remote December 31, 2007

fockler

the worlds sexiest momma...aka gilf...aka betty crotchet

wow you see that chick over there? she is definately a fockler

by :):):):):):) April 7, 2008