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Facebook

A website that has corrupted many peoples lives, when people get corrupted by this it is called Like and Share syndrome. Symptoms of this are:

Constantly telling people how many views or likes they have.

Entering a short depressive state when a hateful comment or dislike appears on their post.

Telling their friends to go on Facebook, search up their profile and like every video on their posts section, then follow.

Often confuses everyday words with social media terms.
"I just looked at my facebook- I mean face in the mirror, I have tags- I mean bags, under my eyes
by us3r 14 July 11, 2022
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Facebook

A website full of karens who post about not vaccinating their children and 40 somethings posting minion memes
Person 1: Hey, do you still use Facebook?

Person 2: No. It's shit.
by PenumbraDoge December 30, 2019
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Facebook

A life degrading social media created by Satan
Hi I use Facebook and I have no life, just Facebook, only Facebook.
by Nyan sans February 28, 2017
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Facebook

1)The better version of MySpace.
2)A place for teens to communicate.
3)An online community.
4)A place where you aren't welcome unless you are a high school student of high autority or high social class.
1) Damn, that bitch still uses MySpace. Why doesnt she just get a fuckin Facebook already?
2) Hey you're going on Facebook tonight, right?
3) Facebook is better than our school's site, even though they try to make it an "online community".
4)
a)Dang, that hoe is in 7th grade and has a facebook. Fuck her.
b)Dude, Albert's Mom is on Facebook. Now he cant post his pics of last nights fuck-off contest.
c)Crap that kid from the chess team got a facebook! Now its like, not even COOL anymore.
by BlegahTheNiggah October 24, 2007
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facebookal

facebook with "al" at the end
and yeah i dig your cyber-bullying, i knew you couldnt go too long before you felt the need to degrade me via some method of communication, whether it be verbal, physical, or facebookal.
by alexc. July 4, 2008
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Facebook

Where people nowadays waste their lives.
OMG I'M BREAKING UP WITH KYLE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE MY FUCKING PROFILE PICTURE ON FACEBOOK!!!
by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016
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