Ethan is a cock sucking motherfucker that always misses the hole and dislocates his dick.
Ethan is hot but has the dick of a and and mind is horny as fuck and is always thinking about fucking his teacher.
Ethan is hot but has the dick of a and and mind is horny as fuck and is always thinking about fucking his teacher.
Ethan is a fucking cock up
by Lil cock sucker November 5, 2019

The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.
Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.
by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020

by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020

by Fapisgay June 14, 2018

Person: OMG, have you seen Ethan's new shoes
Ethan: Yeah they were like $700
Person: Ethan calm down
Ethan: AHHHHHHHH *gunshot*
Ethan: Yeah they were like $700
Person: Ethan calm down
Ethan: AHHHHHHHH *gunshot*
by Fortnite A. Hamburger May 23, 2019
