Ethan Rowe

is tall, very strong, knows everthing, and has a giagantic, fucking huge dick

oh shit it's Ethan Rowe

by John142136 January 7, 2010

Dirty Ethan

Mastering the art of performing a wet burrito

I fasho pulled a Dirty Ethan last night

by furrywindmill April 27, 2019

Ethan

A super cute guy that drives something like a Honda CRV. He gets really good grades and goes to a school for smart kids, like Ohio State. He's not into sports, but he is a runner. He has the best hair and impeccable fashion sense.

Carl: Man that dud is too fly. What's his name?

Cornelius: Oh, that's Ethan.

by Jimmy Falcone December 13, 2012

ethan

cheats in counter strike games but also plays roblox. major weeb. avid hentai watcher

Wow, that guy ethan is such a weirdo, all he does is watch hentai and plays roblox

by peachieo June 11, 2018

ethan is a dick

HE IS A SELFISH DEFORMED FUCKER WHO KNOWS MY E-MAIL

Me: Hey, Ethan, Fuck off
Ethan:I WILL SEND ABUSIVE E-MAILS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
Me: Ethan is a Dick

by THEMYLOMACHINATOR September 21, 2013

Ethan

A person who thinks they always win when in reality they always lose.

Molly: “My March madness bracket is so fire!!”

Tim (behind her back): “nah her bracket is so Ethan”

by Linama April 8, 2019

Ethan Wilson

A gay and frankly fucking stupid fag.

Ethan Wilson is a stupid fag.

by Ethanspoppop October 8, 2019