Bradley Engineer

A person with no concept of design or real world principles when engineering something, often with horrifying results.

Origin: Bradley University in Peoria, IL.
Pulling himself out of his overturned car Tom thought to himself, "That 10 mph hairpin off the interstate must have been the work of a Bradley Engineer."
by Mystic-X June 01, 2007
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Welding Engineer

One of the highest paid, most sought after engineers in existance. A product of THE Ohio State University.

see also, better than you
Dan wishes he was a Welding Engineer, instead he's stuck living for AutoCad with his Mechanical Engineering degree.
by Cameron Benedict October 30, 2007
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Woman Engineer

The 20% of the engineering profession that kick ass and break down the gender schemas about a "male profession".
These women are the sexiest type, used to handling men with force. ;)
by engineeringgirl215 November 18, 2010
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Female Engineer

Mythical Creature, often spotted by those who believe to have also seen Sasquatch. Though if this creature were to exist, it would probably suffer much verbal abuse from it's fellow classmates of the male species.
Tim : Did you hear someone said there's a female in our Engineering Program?

Fred: Haha, A Female Engineer, she'll last like umm.. two days.
by KBUR July 17, 2008
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dank engine

Fishbowling the car, then opening the sunroof as you drive away. Similar to a train engine blowing steam.
Tomas the tank engine? I prefer the dank engine.
by hazedd December 11, 2014
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Domestic Engineer

A fictional occupation.

A person who has no occupation other than housework, yet still wants to appear to be useful, may decide to refer to herself/himself as a "domestic engineer". Such people are also overheard referring to themselves as "professionals" etc.

However official the title "domestic engineer" may sound, there is no engineering involved, and there is no formal education required to obtain this title.
Actual Engineer: What is your occupation? Do you have a degree?
Domestic Engineer: I'm a domestic engineer, and I have an associate's degree in liberal arts.
Actual Engineer: So you're unemployed and you're not an engineer.
Domestic Engineer: <cough> uhmmm...
by arghargh August 03, 2011
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