crack an egg

the female equivalent to the male "bust a nut."

"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."

"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"

by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009

egg head

An overly intellectual person; someone who thinks too much.

Charles can't order lunch without using an algebraic formula -- what an egg head!

by anonymous 100 September 2, 2008

Brown eggs

When you do the girl anal and you tuck your balls in her ass and when you pull them out they are covered in brown shit.Then she sucks the shit off your nuts.

I gave your mom brown eggs lastnight.

by Tyler Hall February 20, 2009

crotch egg

Testicles

The dude I slept with last week had some big ass crotch eggs.

by Niklaus H the Great December 20, 2020

egg-flap

Using a simple flick of the wrist, the aggressor strikes the victim square in the nuts with the back of his hand, inflicting severe testicular pain. Approaching moves include distraction, ambush, and the popular sneaky stealth manouvre.

Dude! You should've seen the egg-flap I gave Steve yesterday! It was epic!

by Matty Mc February 27, 2011

bitch eggs

A pair of round or oval objects, usually found in the colon, that cause irritable behavior. Bitch eggs have been found to infect male and female colons alike.

What crawled up your ass and laid bitch eggs?

by assamajackin' February 10, 2009

Egg Hunter

Someone who displays a high level of being a total idiot and doesn't much care for others.

" oh man that sose teacher is such an egg hunter for all this homework "

by two and a half charlies July 27, 2009