lunier eclipse

slapping your partner in the eyes with your penis.

" i dont want to see your penis, its alright baby i will give you a lunier eclipse."

by nijpac March 28, 2007

dick eclipse

Unit of measurement by which the amount of your dick that is being blocked by your protruding belly from your own point of view when looking down whilst urinating or other activities. Must be standing up straight.

Hey man, my dick eclipse is starting to clear up.

by Digital Phantom August 23, 2016

total solar eclipse

An event where the moon completely overlaps the sun. Also known as a "blood moon" for turning bright golden red, if seen during night.

Paul: Hey! Did you see the total solar eclipse yesterday?
Ron: Naw man, I missed it. Was too busy watching some dick-tricklers for a couple of hours, I didn't notice it.

by Smith dux Wurd August 16, 2017

vaginal ecoli

Fungal growth in said vagina caused from having ANAL sex and then getting FUCKED in the PUSSAY.

Aileen is a Mexican stripper. One day a male paid her and she let him fuck her in the ass. He then paid her to let him immediately fuck her in the pussy. This caused her to acquire vaginal ecoli and become very ill!

by WINOS FOR JESUS July 7, 2011

dreamy eclipse

The act of taking a sh*t in someones' mouth while they sleep.

I sneak into her bedroom every night to perform a dreamy eclipse.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

eclipsed

to be chopped off or cut out of a picture

"Oh man Katie got eclipsed behind that giant in this picture."

by Rachaelthewordmaster December 22, 2008

emeline

A penis, usually with excessive unshaved and unwashed pubic hair.

"Whoa, Emeline is big..." moaned Rachel Lim.

by Ruiyi September 11, 2006