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Earth Worm

A maneuver in which you ejaculate on the anus for lubrication, forcefully penetrate, and then await your penis to go flaccid until it is gently and sensually pooped out.
The Tinder girl wasn't on birth control, so I decided to practice safe sex and finish with the earth worm.
by SDIII April 25, 2019
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Flat-Earthing

When someone makes an arguement about something very stupid but no matter how hard someone proves them wrong, they make even dumber counter arguements over and over until the person gives up trying to prove them wrong. However, they know they're wrong and they're just fucking with him/her. Originated by flat earth believers
Guy 1-Dont smoke weed it's bad for you.
Dumb Boi-bruh weed cures cancer.
Guy 1- But studies show weed causes cancer.
Dumb Boi- But weed is a natural herb. How can nature be bad?
Guy 1-So is tobacco and that cau...
Guy 2 cutting of Guy 1-Hes in med school my guy hes just Flat-Earthing you.
by BigWumboy March 26, 2019
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earpussy

Slang for one's ear, when it is recieving a masssive load from the pure excellence of the sound of a musician/band.
Tenacious D will cum in your earpussy.
by Megan D January 12, 2008
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earth

Earth is like the biggest planet in our world man!
by Kombat Wombat April 3, 2007
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Earth

verb - To Earth someone is to knock them out, usually in one punch. Used in hip hop slang for hitting someone so hard you drop them to the ground, or "earth".
This kid started spittin some bullshit at me and my boy, so i squared up and earthed that nigga son.
by Jacob P. Galvitron January 5, 2009
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earphones

The sexual act when two males insert their penises in the recipient's (usually a female) ears, causing "music."
"So, me and Mark decided to give Jane the 'earphones' last night!"
by dillensson September 19, 2009
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Scorched Earth Party

It's happened to you, no doubt.

You are somewhere public, trying to complete a simple task. Perhaps you are eating in a Dennys. Perhaps you are buying something at Costco. Perhaps you are just driving along on the highway. Then it happens:

Some stupid moron causes a problem. They put their trivial life ahead of your own existence, and as a result they move, however briefly, from the position of 'faceless drone' to 'obstacle'.

The waiter messes up your order. You can't get a refill of coffee because they're "too busy", despite the fact that the restaurant is empty. Some jerk cuts you off with their cart and there's no way around them now. That asshole who is coming up on your tail, flashing his brights, decides to cut around you on the right at about 90 mph just as you start signaling to get out of his way, and he honks wildly as though you're the one endangering everyone on the road.

And you think to yourself: This person must die.

The Scorched Earth Party is here to tell you: Yeah. Go for it.

Here at the Scorched Earth Party, we are dedicated to a few simple principles:

* that the concept of "life is sacred" is the best joke we've heard this year.
* that nothing satisfies like clubbing some moron to death with a lead pipe.
* that you can never get laid enough.
* that the world will continue to deteriorate until 90% of its population is eliminated.

True happiness will never be yours unless you rise up with us. Join the 10% with the lead pipes. Help save the world through random, messy violence, and then wallow in carnal pleasure among the ruins.
The Scorched Earth Party is the only party that will bring change to this great nation of ours.
by Ethan Fizzler January 2, 2009
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