dulear

a duesch bag or dumb ass marijuana (marhuana) dealer that tampers with his products and believes you to be none the wiser. Alot of first time customers. Commonly known to posses less than quality product at outragous prices.

that slimmy fuck dulear jimbo sprayed my half ounce with black suede, im going to thug his ass up.

by oscarl January 15, 2009

duece n ditch

When you take a shit and leave it in the bowl without flushing.

No wonder it stinks in here, someone did a duece n ditch

by cracka wacka March 16, 2011

Ducett

A cool family originating from French Canadia. It is commonly misspoken as Ducket, Ducette, Duquette, Duchette, Deuces, Ducky, Duck-ta, and Deuceatte.

First day of kindergarten... Is Slagalthorp Ducket here?
um... its Ducett but whatevsky

by appledeuce January 1, 2012

duecegroped

When you are groped by a guy or a girl while taking a massive shit that hurts as much as a Twainesse hooker putting a sticky fly trap on your pubes and ripping it off with her teeth

"Dude I got duecegroped yesterday by Jessica"
"That sucks man take a seat"
"I don't know if that's a good idea for me to do"

by The_Hairy_Peach April 6, 2014

Duncey

A person who is likely to forget things but will love pints always

Duncey forgot his wallet but he always has pints

by Yecnud July 4, 2016

Duce mittens

When you can't find a bathroom and you don't want to ruin your pants. Sometimes you have to catch the poop.

We were outside for hours in that field! I had to make a pair of duce mittens. These are my favorite pants.

by Ducemittens69 October 3, 2016

Dulnet

He is by far the best player in Minecraft. He can kill thousands of creepers with one arrow shot. He's what other minecraft players want to be, but never can. But he isn't better than his sensei.

Dulnet is the Minecraft God

by TheMassoud27 January 3, 2017