Bump Drafting

Sex in the men's room at a NASCAR race during a yellow caution flag.

See that chick over there... we were bump drafting after that wicked crash on turn three.

by DoorJumper November 11, 2009

James Drafts

a)The faggot above all faggots: one who is born with a mental disablilty (but not really just complete and utter lazyness) and is destined to be entirely stupid throughout their lifetime regardless at attempts to education.

b)Also known as "Queefer," see queef
or Trash, but only when complaining about how much football is terrible.

c)One who wears "upstate swag" i.e. pockets hanging out of pajama pants and large dixie/diner t-shirts.

d) a disability describing one who is stubborn beyond all belief, cannot do anything for themselves (i.e. laundry or grilled cheese sammiches), and is picked upon by all friends for such retardation

He's definitely a James Drafts, he has his like, own dimension of faggotry.

by lawlsters March 22, 2011

draftman's dream

Flat as a ruler and lies still.

That girl is a draftman's dream.

by Bill the Cat May 16, 2008

ghost draft

(n.) A draft that a ghost creates using a ghost fan. Often directed towards victims with mustaches.

"Dude! I totally caught a ghost draft yesterday!!!"
"Awessoome!"

by Shit Nipple Master May 8, 2008

Draffler

a monkey that hates the word cheese and freaks out and attacks the rules of hooray!!!

draffler kill monkeys

by flappy August 6, 2003

Draffle

Marketing term. To save time in communicating, draffle is referred to when discussing a raffle and/or a drawing. Saves time, but only makes sense to guys with MBAs. Use sparsely.

Holding a draffle is a great way to increase eClub membership.

Also see berd and jick

by marketingobserver September 11, 2009

DrCaffeine

When Ed unexpectedly plays as a doctor and ejaculates into some coffee, and a 'Jabba' drinks it

I DrCaffeine'd him last night

by FiRe February 3, 2003