donkey lips

A fat kid in the show "Salute Your Shorts" on Nickelodeon, circa early 90s.

"Donkey Lips has remained a virgin for all of his life, because he is so fat and ugly." I said, laughing.

by lenox November 5, 2003

donkey felcher

a. a person who sucks their own cum out of an ass's asshole
b. a wonderful explitive

a. wow, i just heard stacy got drunk and called the cop a donkey felcher last night!
b. you goddamn donkey felcher!

by rosenelson07 June 28, 2008

Donkey Barn

A place where all you find is ugly girls.

Dude my school is such a donkey barn!

by DarenLaren April 4, 2006

donkey fart

when you're taking a hit of the bong and you cough into it and blow all the bongwater out the carb. if anyone does this they get punched in the arm by everyone in the circle.

fuckin noob, you donkey farted it! *punch*

by Jack Rackham January 21, 2009

Donkey-Dong

A freak. A "human" whose phallus is thrice the size of any mortal man. A legend whose extraordinary penis size is matched only by the size of his muscles.
One who fits the characteristics of "Donkey-Dong" also typically doubles as a Chief-Potowatome.

Rob is the Donkey-Dong.

by Jeff John April 6, 2004

pin donkey

little bits of dust visible in a ray of light; dust mote

D: Look at those pin donkeys
M: so tiny; so cute

by soundclown May 15, 2007

Donkey Detective

One who investigates another person's donkey (ass). Normally done by males to other males, but can also be done to females.

Look at Ben, he's a total Donkey Detective.

Stop inspecting my ass, you Donkey Detective!

by Mobius92 April 25, 2006