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Don’t ask don’t tell

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.
Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”
by Ominous 01 May 11, 2024
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You don’t know anything about anything, or jack shit. It means you’re so out of the loop, you don’t even know Jill, let alone Jack. Like are they siblings? Dating? What’s the situation? You don’t know. That’s how lost you are.
He was tryna act like he knew what went down last night… boy, you don’t know Jill about Jack.
by bigallittlew July 25, 2025
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I don’t go here

A phrase used online usually in fandom spaces by someone who isn’t a fan of the interest at hand, as in “This is not the part of the internet that I usually lurk around” or “This is not where I usually go (on the internet)”
Tweet appreciating a scene in a show

Person: I don’t go here but I love this clip so much!
by nadastic February 22, 2024
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I don’t lorb you

It means when you’ve been really mean to someone and they want to tell you that but don’t know how to say it directly
I don’t lorb you because you’ve been ignoring me and being mean
by Hehehehelelelele July 4, 2025
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Don’t Dick December

Where anyone can have sex but no dick.
“Ready for tonight 😏??”
“Sorry babe it’s Don’t Dick December
by braceface69 November 18, 2022
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Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that sweet metabolic condition shall not be fucked with by any external force.
Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?
by YAWA September 7, 2025
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