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disco shtick

An corny comedy routine, joke, or gimmick, which makes reference to disco music or discothèques.

The genrè was first invented by Fozzie Bear on episode 407 of the Muppet Show; however, the phrase "disco shtick" was coined by Lady Gaga while recording Love Games. The name is an unmistakable homage to Fozzie Bear because Lady Gaga obviously recognizes that her music enjoys the same level of respect today as Fozzie Bear got on the Muppet Show. Either that, or Lady Gaga just wants to take a ride on Fozzie Bear's disco shtick.
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance

Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the disco?
He had no body to dance with!

Where can you dance in California?
San Fran disco

Look! It's a dancing cow!
This must be a dis-cow-thèque.

Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco shtick
Don't think too much just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco shtick
by Fozzie Bare August 29, 2010
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Smelly Disco

When there is a power cut/blown bulb that occurs in the toilet mid-poo, and you have to use the strobe light application on your iPhone to illuminate the room to complete the wiping portion of the job.

For a "proper" smelly disco, the toilet in question cannot contain any windows, and must be shrouded in complete darkness. Alternatively, a windowed room is acceptable if it is dark outside. To benchmark the level of darkness, one should try body popping while the strobe is blinking.

Bonus points are received for playing music, making use of glow sticks (not to be confused with poo sticks) and/or being in fancy dress.

Optionally, techno music and a few lines of cheap whiz can be added if a smelly rave is preferred.
Hipster one: "Did you have a power cut last night?"
Hipster two: "Yea, I was just having a dump. Luckily, my iPhone was handy for a smelly disco".
by caldridge April 7, 2011
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Disco Queen

A male, who has versatile sex (takes turns with men), who sometimes employs a female body in order to claim "nohomo" status. Enjoys frequent, and often group, sex.
The disco queen sleezed my wife into being a cookie for his club.
by pornstitute September 6, 2022
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panic! at the disco

a las vegas native alternative rock band that gained popularity in 2005 from their single i write sins not tragedies. discovered and signed by pete wentz of fall out boy, the band is nine years old. current members of the band are brendon urie on vocals, guitar, and pretty much anything he can pick up, spencer smith on drums, and dallon weekes on bass. past members are ryan ross who played guitar and was the wordsmith for the band, jon walker the former bassist, and brent willson who also played bass before walker joined the band in 2006. spencer and brendon have been in the band ever since it was formed. panic!'s most popular songs are singles i write sins not tragedies and nine in the afternoon. the band has four albums which are a fever you can' sweat out (best album tbh), pretty. odd., vices and virtues, and too weird to love, too rare to die!.
person1: do you like panic! at the disco?

person2: YES OMFG I HAVE URIEGASMS1!1!1!1!1!1!1

person1: you know, ryan's pretty hot too.

person2: stfu he doesn't even go here.

person1: *kills person 2*
by patd tho November 30, 2013
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Disco Duce

Takin a crap while at the club
I shouldn't have ate before we came to the club , I gotta drop a disco duce.
by sol*los July 4, 2008
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Disco Friends

1. Like your friends, but on drugs.

2. When friends take drugs together such as Molly or Shrooms 3. Friends who do drugs together
We always roll together, we are disco friends
by AllyHan September 22, 2011
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Disco Suit

An outfit or article of clothing that makes the person wearing it look really flamboyent, out of place, or just plain wierd. It results in you not even wanting to be seen with the person.
Dude, whats up with the disco suit!? Who wears a leather jacket with sequence on it to a night club? Dont stand next to me with that thing on...
by TurtleTerror February 6, 2010
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