Desperivity

Desperivity (n.)
The raw, unfiltered state of being desperately, hopelessly obsessed or fixated on something or someone to a borderline embarrassing and questionable degree — often accompanied by poor life choices, late-night impulses, and the uncontrollable urge to justify your shameful desires to anyone within earshot.

The Rock desperivity hit peak levels when he spent his entire paycheck on workout pills

by anonymous May 30, 2025

deservatives

Similar to Derivatives in finance but reapplied to reapplied to personal relationships. The state of being by which women are deserving of things. Mentioned by mastakoho in a comment about a YouTube video by hoe_maths titled "THE DESERVING Right-Wing E-Girl Drama Tier List"

@mastakoho comments: You missed a golden opportunity to call them Deservatives.

by Deservatives September 6, 2025

Desperegina

A desperate female that needs to take her vagina to an alternate resource for stuffing.

Suweetie, loudly saying my shit is the best at the In and Out Drive through followed by actually eating it for a week does not make me less gay, it just makes you a desperegina.

by ilacevoli January 1, 2026

A Desecration of God's name

Um... Wait, what?

Hym "How is a Jew dressing as a stereotype... A Desecration of GOD'S name? Ok. They think they're God. They literally think that they are God. And what are the consequences of being anti-semitic? A semantic reframing of my existence? False rape allegations and economic warfare against anyone who allows me to succeed? Until I'm bereft like Job? Mobbed to death by retards like Jesus? Promised power in exchange for services like Abraham?"

by Hym Iam April 1, 2024

I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

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what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by AUDITORIUMU February 19, 2025