desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

"Omg she had the worst desert hamburger."

by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017

desert kiss

The act of kissing someone with your asshole.

"I'm pretty sure last night I got a desert kiss from Bernice!"

by SaucedOnYourFace March 16, 2017

Desert dog

Very sexually aggressive woman. Aka horny bitch

She said she was shy. Then went after my junk like a desert dog

by Thor 9/11 June 18, 2016

Desert Cricket

A term for loud rude gas station clerks who bitch about stupid shit. Typically wear a turban and makes good Arabic folks look bad! Similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not African.

Fucking desert Cricket didn't know what Copenhagen Mint was! And tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! Fuckin Desert Cricket!

by Cummins12valve97 May 9, 2016

Prickly desert

When you are giving a guy a blowjob and you purposely have cotton mouth because you hate him and now his dick hurts because it just got mouth-sandpapered until it bled.

"Wow, you gave him the prickly desert? You must have some beef against him."

by Dbass July 18, 2016

vietnamese bean desert

When someone licks your beans sideways while tugging rapidly

Sara gave me a Vietnamese bean desert today.

by Skippymcfurlly January 16, 2018

vagina desert

noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)

"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"

by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017