Cumback Deer

A redneck man who lives in an old shack in the woods, and oftenly comes to the city for a girlfriend , he then takes them to his shack to make babies. He lives in Florida.

Dude that cumback deer stole my wife! And he is back once more!

by Irish09guy June 12, 2008

John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.

Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"

by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009

deermafia

they are against the holy moosen god, Jeff. They are the equivalent to satan in the christian relgion. they are out to kill all of the moosen followers and Jeff.

The deermafia slaughtered my wife last night, who was a moosen follower.

by KPAR Lopez January 27, 2008

deerunk

word for past drunk that arnley always uses

arnley's facebook status is always deerunk

by sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeze January 27, 2010

Deer Stacking

Placing a holiday deer decoration on top of another so that it appears that they are having sex.

"Hey do you guys want to go deer stacking tonight?"

by Westballer January 1, 2012

Deerunk

When a person named Dee gets waisted. Normally on shots like Jeagermeister. Said Dee then makes a fool of them selves dancing around and what not.

person 1 : what happened last night?

person 2 : She got DeeRunk and went skinny dipping while dancing to "all the single ladies"

by skinnydipper69 February 5, 2012

Deberly

the prettiest girl you know, she's nice with pretty hair, and also smart :D

wow the sky looks so deberly
your hair looks so deberly today

by mmrj123 October 18, 2012