Danglesauce

A concoction taken before a sporting event in order to possess dangles during the game.

in Space Jam, Michael Jordan's team drank the Danglesauce and became really good.

Danglesauce by Dusty McdangleSauce April 18, 2010

bah'dangle 

The act of being delicious. This is not a good thing. However, to elaborate further, I would like to mention that you have to act fast against these vicious bah'danglelers. They are lethal beyond measure. If you do not bidangle these bah'dangerlers before the bah'danglers dangle you... then you just might kick the bucket.

Snow White. Marry Poppins. All that involves bah'dangle acts.

bah'dangle by THE bah'dangerler February 17, 2009

big golly dangler 

anything large and pendulous especially body parts like penises or unfortunate-shaped breasts

when I looked through the hole in the wall I saw his big golly dangler

big golly dangler by snicksnacknicerack June 26, 2005

angle of the dangle 

Calculate the angle of the dangle so you can maximize the motion of the ocean.

I need to calculate the angle of the dangle so I can maximize the motion of the ocean.

angle of the dangle by Mr. Truck January 1, 2017

Dangle

The second of the three known stages of a human penis. Suceeding the dingle, Dangle is the phase in which the penis grows a bit in girth and length and resembles a boiled ball park frank. It does not have enough strength to sustain its own weight, so it hangs diagonally and swings a little. This phase is achieved with increasing sexual stimulation.

Dude! I was totally feelin' on Sally's tits, and had a sweet progresive Dangle goin'. But then her Grandma walked in and I lost it.

Dangle by Jow Blob September 26, 2007

Alabama crab dangle

When a man is on all fours, and a woman is on top of him with her knees tucked up under his arm pits, her stomach on his back, and shye is giving him a rimjob, while jerking him off

alabama crab dangle, with a twist, not

Alabama crab dangle by Joe Leblanc August 11, 2006

Dangle

an individual of the white trash population characterized by 4 or more missing teeth, overalls, constant references to farm equipment and/or stories of life on the farm, any lifestyle choices that resemble a "straight brokeback mountain" scenario, frequent field trips to TRACTOR SUPPLY COMPANY, potentially engaging in relations inside their family gene pool and just an overwhelming sense of EWW!!!!!

"wow, did you see that dangle in the blockbuster"

"country music television? you watch that dangle shit?"

"i can't believe he said that. DANGLE DANGLE!!!!"

"now... if i were a dangle... where would i hide?"

Dangle by heartcoreEMS April 22, 2006