danger money

Definition: Fictional and unattainable currency

Vanishingly rare (possibly mythical) currency invented by Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt to pay Junior Doctors in England for their extra (but enforced) on-call work in lieu of real money.

Hunt famously let slip the existence of the near-fictional payments during a morning television interview where he appeared bewildered and unable to do even basic mathematics at 0715.

This lead to thousands of Junior Doctors attempting to supplement their soon-to-be-decimated salaries and lay claim to some of this so-called Danger Money. Their justifications took the form of a Twitter and Facebook campaign where claimants used the hashtag #dangermoney alongside a reason they felt they deserved some.

Economists estimate that if all the valid claims for Danger Money were paid out (even prospectively) the Treasury would be bankrupt before the week was out.
Danger Money : Fictional and unattainable currency

1) Accidentally calling a midwife 'nurse' #dangermoney
2) Handing the Rota coordinator an annual leave form 5wks 6days in advance #dangermoney
3) Guessing the renal function on a CT Request form #dangermoney
by Dr Sandman October 30, 2015
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Danger Dolan

1. A rare pink carrot, apparently.
2. A YouTuber who reveals the TRUTH!!! *gets spit everywhere* about stuff and makes people laugh. Also, he does top 10 lists, and commonly collaborates with other people.
"Where's the Danger Dolan?" "The carrot or the YouTuber?" "wot" "Either way I don't know."
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Dangerous Doney

Dangerous Doney does the Monster Mash
by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005
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Danger mouse

A nickname for a maths teacher who works at cowley
Look there's that bitch math teacher 'danger mouse'
by Sexy Asian Phil swift February 24, 2019
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Danger noodle

I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle
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Holy Danger

A word which can express surprise in amusing situations.
Holy Danger is that John b with that fat chick....no suprise
by theboyk March 31, 2009
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the dangerous pickleman

a manatee with legs that runs and flies above water with an arm thats a squirt gun shooting people
"dang the dangerous pickleman and raul jacked my car and hit me with it then shot me with the dangerous pickleman's squirt gun!"
by your mom FUCK YOOOOUU March 24, 2010
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