North Dakota

The worst Dakota.

Man, fuck North Dakota, all they have is nothing and racism.

by Casandshail September 18, 2020

South Dakota

Home of dead plants and food that makes you sick. The entire state is obsessed with friggin' Mount Rushmore. Also, some other sites are:
-The Mitchell Corn Palace (Or, a more apppropriate name: The Mitchell Concrete and Wood Palace, with Corn Pictures That Have Been Eaten by Birds)
-The 100-years-away-from-being-done Crazy Horse Memorial (Why is it legal to blow up mountains like that?)
-Huron (Whoop-dee-doo)
-Rapid City (See above)
-The Badlands (What's so friggin' special about dead plants, anyway?)

PersonX: Let's Go to South Dakota
PersonY: You'll hate it
PersonX: Well, yeah.

by CraziKT August 4, 2005

south dakota

Cold hellhole with a population of about 7 people as of the 2000 census. Projections say there may be up to 8 people, but that could just be an illegal immigrant.

Black Hills and Rushmore are vastly overrated, btw. People really only come here to gamble and make fun of the locals.

Why bother comparing eastern SD to Minnesota? Minnesota is almost as hick, shitty and worthless as SD.

by The Big J May 31, 2005

south dakota

a fucking shithole

my anal passage hurts after dropping a massive south dakota.

by twinkieplaya April 27, 2009

North Dakota

The state we should give Canada because it's so lame and stupid. Where the people need to learn their correct vowel sounds because apparenly the "A" to them sounds like a "E". Where in the high schools everyone gets there friends to beat you up because there such pansies and don't know how to really fight. This is the state where ur friends parents are related to each other (more then likely there cousins). Where everyone that walks into the ER usually ends up in the mental Heath unit. This state is also like drug city, no one has anything else to go so they become druggies. The girls in north Dakota think its ok to go to the tanning bed every week then where a camo prom dress to the prom. This is also the state where everyone is 2 years behind on EVERYTHING! Oh and the people there are just a bag of rocks, pretty much use less. Where people don't have anything better to do then hang out at the mall that only has 5 stores. This is the place where if you tell someone a secret, well you might as well be telling the secret through the intercom because everyone will know it by the end of the day! Also the state where the weather is like a lottery ticket, you don't know if your going to win or loose, you don't know if it will be sunny one day then be blizzarding the next. Normal people have come to conclusion that when it comes to ND and mother nature.....she is always on crack sorta like the people! Hahaha yea I think this covers it all!!!!!!

North Dakota person: Do you need a beg?
Normal American: WTF, a what!?!?
North Dakota person: you know my beg....
Normal American: No actually I don't know, but I would like a bag. I'm not going to beg for a damn bag!

North Dakota person: what's a bag?
Normal American: *sighhh* I give up!

by F*** north Dakota from M June 8, 2011

Dakota

A total jackass. He has no cock. If he does have one, then you will need a magnifying glass to see it. Maybe even a microscope. He sucks cock. He is also known as a she-male. The person everyone looks at and immediately throws up. He bangs old ladies with his fingers.

Police: It's him! The guy who bangs old ladies with his fingers!

Dakota: Oh no! They finally found me! Fuck you!

Police: Wow, he is a total jackass!

by Black Ops Master December 15, 2010

South Dakota

What a shitty state. The only state worse than South Dakota is Iowa. Iowa sucks balls. South Dakota is full of redneck motherfuckers. Sioux Falls is an exception.... Sioux Falls is actually a cicvilized city

Sioux Falls should be considered part of Minnesota

by vacationer November 30, 2004