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humanitarian dating

A form of dating in which a guy goes on a date with a girl whom he is not really interested in, but only does so because he knows it will make the girl happy. Through her happiness, he derives his own happiness, thriving on the goodwill he creates among women in the dating scene.

Humanitarian dating allows otherwise less attractive and/or overweight girls a chance to date a guy that may normally be out of her league, giving her a sense of hope and confidence. Though the guy knows he can find better women, he genuinely feels it's important to help out less fortunate girls around him, and he also recognizes the goodwill he develops may work to his advantage later in life, whatever it may be.

Reversing the roles, a nice-looking girl dating an ugly, fat guy in most cases is NOT humanitarian dating because most of the time the only reason a hot chick will date a fugly guy is if the fugly guy has money.

It's usually not a good idea to talk about humanitarian dating when on a date.
Ned: Hey, Jim... what are you doing dating the beluga whale over there?

Jim: Relax, man. It's just humanitarian dating. I heard from her friend she was interested in me, and I felt kind of bad no one's asked her out before. I got tens lined up for me this weekend and I've been blessed to have my share of the spoils, so I'm just doing some charity work tonight.
by JAXA September 4, 2013
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deading

to be in a state of extreme pain or on the way to death
the man came into the hospital screaming as though he was deading
by smalls3000i December 16, 2016
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vulture dating

When you wait around for a relationship to die, so that you can have one of the survivors.....circling the one you want.
girl1: So, I've been talking to Mark again...trying to line up a new "buddy"
girl2: I thought he had a girlfriend?
girl1: he does, but that's relationship is about to die
girl2: so, you're like vulture dating?
girl1: yes, yes i am
by jabberwockyjoy May 28, 2008
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carbon dating

Having a relationship with an elderly person. Dating outside of an age group.
Charlie: "I don't see Elroy around much these days."

Filbert: "Oh, no. He's off downtown with a group of geezers. He's into carbon dating now."
.................................OR
Charlie: "I just saw Elroy with this ancient looking bird. I think his new game is carbon dating."
by El Bicho April 10, 2010
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it's not dating

a) Refusing that you are not together or going out with someone
b) A phrase used to make fun of a friend if his voice cracks
c) A phrase to use around people who are known for voice cracking to make them feel bad about themselves
A.Ms. F- So I hear two of my students are dating?
Kevin- It's not dating!

B.Kevin- Lets go make a sandwich. (voice cracks on sandwich)
Evan- It's not dating!

C. Michael- Hey guess lets- (gets cut off)
Evan- It's not dating!
Random kids- Hahaha
by ev-bo July 16, 2006
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suicide dating

Getting caught up in the moment so that you have an entire relationship in the course of a week then realize that it was a giant mistake and would have rather died than waste your time like that.
C: Hey what happened between you and "That Guy"?
K: Ugh, we were totally suicide dating, I can't believe I did that!
by cate587 December 24, 2007
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low key dating

Austen and sj are low key dating
by Gavinishit March 5, 2016
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