Take Care of Business

Masturbation primarily for maintenance and not necessarily for self gratification. Without it, one may not think clearly, act rationally, or make the best decisions around the opposite sex.

Much like clearing bats out of the belfry.

Brian: I screwed up last night with Karen. I was off my game.

Simon: 'Cause you weren't thinking dude, all you wanted was to get laid.

Brian: Huh. Really?

Simon: Next time, take care of business before seeing Karen.

by MuffyDev August 7, 2010

well care

A saying/phrase, used in britain (mainly the rhyl area), which is not technically accurate, but hilarious nontheless. Used in a sarcastic manner, basically means that you 'well care', thereby exclaming the fact that you do not care.

Me: Dan you knob jockey!
Dan: Well care

by Jesus February 28, 2004

CareBear Land

A fictional land that only few people reach during their High. People's heads turn into planets, and there is a constant music. This is all followed by Maniacal laughter, and the term "tripping out" constantly. Experts say that those who reach this stage of enlightenment, actually switch the weed from within the pip when no one is looking with crack. Because there is no way, that you can get that high. You have this unbearable hunger for Wendy's, and do not like eating inside the restaurant but inside the car.

"Ohhh Shiii... I going to CAREBEAR LAND!"
"WENDY'S!!!!!!!!"
"Guys, we did this last time!"
"Gimme some!"
"Do I sound black to you, nigger?"
"Coquitlam"

by AyatollaJew February 11, 2010

Honey Badger Don't Care

The fun response to "that" person in your life that asks, "Where would you like to eat?" and then doesn't like any of your suggestions.

As a text response: H.B.D.C.

Girlfriend: Where would you like to eat?

Me: Wingstop!

Girlfriend: (after umpteenth suggestion) Those places don't sound good. Lets go to that new place that makes you sit on the floor and eat vegetarian Fondoo.

Me: Honey Badger Don't Care! It just eats it.

by Louis Raritan October 9, 2011

customer care

Meeting the expectations of the customers and giving them more than what they expected.

Example:

BUY 1 GET 1 FREE....so on..

by azhar February 16, 2005

Careen

Female who loves studying, nerds, awkward turtles, and alternative punk rock, who somehow manages to be appealing to every guy on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up being the hot doctor who male patients have a crush on. Curse her coolness.

(Friend): Hey is that Careen over there?

(Other friend): Is she wearing seashells and flipflops?

(friend): No.

(other friend): Then its not Careen.

by menakem March 24, 2011

Take care

Usually simply another way of saying bye. But in some cases, this word is said when for example cutting someone off, when talking to someone you really don't wanna hear from again, or telling someone you're taken or have moved on. In basic, it's another way of saying see you around or kick rocks.

It's the bye you say when you don't wanna f*ck with a certain person anymore.

I'm seeing your best friend now, and we're getting married in June. Take care!

P1: You're a police officer now?
P2: Yeah, been on the force for 8 years now.
P1: Never would have thought you the type, what with that incident back in the day...
P2: Riiiiight....take care.

by Kuahmel January 23, 2009