Custard tart

Cold hearted, sloppy excuse for a nice person

Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?

by Nikesem December 14, 2018

on custard

the shit hayden allison be sayin all the time, just means on god

"you fr?"
"on custard"

by Dogatorix July 5, 2022

slot custard

The sweetest dessert in the world

So then she slurped up a giant batch of slot custard.

by mattyt107 May 28, 2022

pork custard

Another phrase for man gravy, or to simplify jizz

I bet she'd or he'd or they'd like some of my pork custard

by Pp pork meister July 7, 2023

Australian custard

Synonym for spunk as it's made 'down under'.

"Pass the Australian custard Steve"
"Dude, yuck"

by grumble bundle November 2, 2020

Custard Pouch

| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.

I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.

by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022

french custard

When you cream pie a girl, let her sit on your face immediately following. After eat her vag out.

Jru really likes Kaits French custard.

by b4rrys4nders October 16, 2015