Cupcake muncher

Usually a horndog man who has hots for lots of lady friends. Cupcake munchers perform lots of oral sex on many wanting women. Usually the end result is horrifying. Also, cupcake munchers have a tendancy to have loud pitched voices from numerous oral sex partners.

"That Matt dude is such a cupcake muncher, I heard he ate out multiple women last night!"

"Would you stop being a Cupcake muncher?!" "Its really freaking me out."

by K&Eparty November 22, 2011

Bedazzled Cupcake

When you're doing a fat chick and you pull out and nut on her muffin top

Dude, I pulled out and gave her a bedazzled cupcake!

by 4bri-bri March 2, 2010

Toilet cupcake

The act of eating glitter paint and taking a crap around the rim of the toilet to find a glittery suprise.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.

Hey steven i just left you a toilet cupcake in the bathroom tell me how it taste

by peanut pounder April 23, 2009

Throwing Cupcakes

To Fart in ones hand and throw it in someones face.

After dinner he had gas and was throwing Cupcakes.

by Detective Scrotes May 14, 2006

Cupcake-gasm

An orgasmic feeling cause by having, thinking of, or loving cupcakes, could be sexual or just awesomely happening. Overal its awesome and should be had by everyone who likes cupcakes, characterised by longing or eating of cupcakes, squealing, cupcake cosmetics and just cupcakey things!

"Whenever I pass a bakery, I get cupcake-gasms"

by DropDeadMisa May 26, 2009

melted cupcake

When someone shits on your driveway on a hot summer day and leaves it there

Not only did that kid piss on my lawn but he left a melted cupcake

by qfx8001 June 3, 2005

freedom cupcake

Freedom can be described as political or national indipendance. You can't be a freedom freak, you have to share your cupcakes with the gays, and the lesbians, and the african americans.

"Freedom is not just one cupcake,
Freedom is a whole sea of cupcakes."

-Bob Reintgen on Freedom Cupcakes

by Senior History 2007 November 26, 2006