Freakin' Cupcakes!

1) When you do something taking an absurd amount of effort and end up with little or no reward.

2) When a guy stands you up for the latest floozy in a miniskirt.

3) A humorous expletive used as an interjection in either of the above or similar cases.

(Boy:) I know we made plans to go hiking a couple weeks ago, but I just met someone special and I don't get to see her much - I'm gonna spend the day with her instead. I hope you understand.

(Girl:) Oh, it's alright, I understand. (Subtext: of course I understand you idiot, she's like a 34 DD with legs half a mile long. Jerk.)

((Out of earshot of said boy)) Freakin' Cupcakes! Again?!? Man, this happened to me not two weeks ago!

by 1point618 September 2, 2010

smell the cupcake

when someone is getting head, and just as they finish they jam their schlong into the givers sniffer and blow their load up her nose

man, last night i totally made this chick smell the cupcake

by Raymond jenkins01 March 2, 2011

Toilet cupcake

The act of eating glitter paint and taking a crap around the rim of the toilet to find a glittery suprise.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.

Hey steven i just left you a toilet cupcake in the bathroom tell me how it taste

by peanut pounder April 23, 2009

Throwing Cupcakes

To Fart in ones hand and throw it in someones face.

After dinner he had gas and was throwing Cupcakes.

by Detective Scrotes May 14, 2006

melted cupcake

When someone shits on your driveway on a hot summer day and leaves it there

Not only did that kid piss on my lawn but he left a melted cupcake

by qfx8001 June 3, 2005

Cupcake-gasm

An orgasmic feeling cause by having, thinking of, or loving cupcakes, could be sexual or just awesomely happening. Overal its awesome and should be had by everyone who likes cupcakes, characterised by longing or eating of cupcakes, squealing, cupcake cosmetics and just cupcakey things!

"Whenever I pass a bakery, I get cupcake-gasms"

by DropDeadMisa May 26, 2009

freedom cupcake

Freedom can be described as political or national indipendance. You can't be a freedom freak, you have to share your cupcakes with the gays, and the lesbians, and the african americans.

"Freedom is not just one cupcake,
Freedom is a whole sea of cupcakes."

-Bob Reintgen on Freedom Cupcakes

by Senior History 2007 November 26, 2006