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Colton

Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry
Colton’s shlong rearranged my guts
by Bigman boy June 9, 2022
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Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry
Colton rearranged my guts
by Bigman boy June 9, 2022
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Colton

Oh where to start with my Colton. He's just everything, including an awesome boyfriend to me. He always laughs at your jokes even when he doesn't think they're funny. He always has the biggest smile when he enters a room. Even a classroom. He's respectful, and so loving to everyone in his life. Including the annoying people and his "enemies".. I quoted enemies cause he never has one.. we'll name enemies the people that don't spark his interest haha. He's talented and gets great grades every school year. In this, I'm not just writing about my Colton. I'm sure every Colton in this world is just as unique. I'm just describing everything about mine.
by kenzadoodle :) June 15, 2022
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Is a man who is usually very retarded. He is short and looks like a dog.. He is the MOST ANNOYING person you know.
is that Colton..
ya.. better get away
by Ssoundcraz May 7, 2022
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A sexy boy with a large cock. He loves brown haired girls, but thinks hes better than everyone. Tbh, he is, because of his long, masculine penis.
Wow, you have a colton in your pants!
by 12StepKid May 10, 2022
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Colton’s are one of the greatest people you will ever date and know if a Colton seems why it will probably mean he likes you. And if you knows he likes you than you should make a move if you like him he will open his heart to you once he knows your the one for him
Colton is a perfect boyfriend
by Guywhohasknownsomegirls May 15, 2022
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That one kid who offers ppl chicken. furry. gay.
"DO YOU WANT SOME CHICKEN????" -colton
"No... furry emo gay"
by Astric420 May 16, 2022
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