"Hey did to you here that Austins girlfriend broke up with him? I bet he's busting off some crying ropers"
by Footpucci October 20, 2020
by 1fuNnygUy March 09, 2019
When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.
Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
1) literally to cry until you fall asleep
2) to show that someone is really upset about something (usually in a sarcastic way)
2) to show that someone is really upset about something (usually in a sarcastic way)
1) - my crush just dumped me 😭😭
- so watcha gonna do now? cry to sleep?
2) - Damn, for real this dude is crying himself to sleep over those bad comments!
- so watcha gonna do now? cry to sleep?
2) - Damn, for real this dude is crying himself to sleep over those bad comments!
by wineaficionado December 13, 2021
by GodsAngel91490 March 04, 2009
The term used to apply to those who have come of age recently who, instead of taking deliberate steps to fight real or misperceived injustice and protesting appropriately, cry into their devices about how the world that they live in and can certainly exert control over is not fair and that the other side is completely wrong.
Linda decided to get off of all social media, as the many voices of generation cry sickened her with their constant cries that all people who do not agree with them need to agree with them because they can only be solely right.
by von groovy August 22, 2017
A man who lacks empathy like he is part robot. The only emotions the Cry-Borg is programmed to display is jealousy, anger, and sadness. The Cry Borg's jealousy causes unnecessary dramatic situations which he then becomes enraged causing him to lose something he values. The Cry Borg then weeps for himself due to his self inflicted misery.
Rec beach patron: Hey is that the Leatherback over there sobbing behind the tree trying to get his limp shrivelled beef jerky dick hard.
Hot topless chick: Ewww that creep tried to put my hand on that disgusting thing when I was G'd out. I heard he's crying about his latest gf he "accidentally" smacked around because he's still in love with her.
Rec beach patron: Ya theres some fundemental life skills the Cry-Borg is lacking, for instance, understanding why chicks cant just forgive and forget after she "ran into his elbow". DOES NOT COMPUTE
Hot topless chick: Ewww that creep tried to put my hand on that disgusting thing when I was G'd out. I heard he's crying about his latest gf he "accidentally" smacked around because he's still in love with her.
Rec beach patron: Ya theres some fundemental life skills the Cry-Borg is lacking, for instance, understanding why chicks cant just forgive and forget after she "ran into his elbow". DOES NOT COMPUTE
by Zip Purr-head July 17, 2022