crunchtry

adj. A combination of crunchy and country; someone who is somewhat white trash, yet also hippy.

Person 1: "That guy's smokin' hot--he's so crunchtry."
Person 2: "Yeah, if you go for guys who are dirty."

by Ryan Elle May 20, 2010

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crutchification

crutchify: to put someone on crutches
crutchified: to be put on crutches
crutchifier: one who crutchifies

Stacey the Crutchifier has crutchified Tiny Shmemz, therefore Stacey has performed an act of crutchification.

by tiny shmemz July 22, 2010

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crunchy nuggets, curly fries

An awesome saying coined in 2013. Commonly used as a jocular sort of greeting among males. Occasionally accompanied by a specific handshake.

"Crunchy nuggets, curly fries!" "you too, bro"

by scraven41987 January 29, 2014

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1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;

a) too much anal sex

b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts

c) a diet with little to no ruffage

d) any combination a, b & c

2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.

As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".

"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"

by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014

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crunchfest

The act of crunching so many people so often in quick succession, that you could make a festival out of it. Crunch means to destroy someone, usually in a video game.

Advisary: I'll Fukushima u up in dota2 faggot

Advisary and his entire team lose quickly

You: fucking crunchfest, get crunched

by tapen October 22, 2013

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