national identity crisis-day

The day everyone who can't celebrate halloween has a identitycrisis.
person 1: "what day is it?"

person 2: "it' s National Identity crisis-day!"
by setting66 October 31, 2021
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Youclear Missile Crisis

With close relation to the 1962 Cuban Nuclear Missile Crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of Nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes "how the fuck do i get this bitch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)".
Me: Dad i just had a Youclear Missile Crisis with my side piece what do i do?

Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".
by The Fap Factory June 08, 2017
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The Water Bottle Crisis

When a male has 5+ water bottles in their bedroom/game room.
Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis in here? You gotta trash all those!
by GaiaW August 19, 2023
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The water bottle crisis

When someone has an excessive amount of empty plastic bottles in their room
by GaiaW August 19, 2023
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Reference to a news article written by Iris West - Allen in the original Season 1 timeline of CW The Flash where Barry Allen is destined to vanish on APRIL 25 2024 while saving everyone from Crisis on Infinite Earths. This is a legendary moment in DCEU and its probably better than MCU Endgame tbh 🥶⚡
FLASH MISSING VANISHES IN CRISIS ⚡⚡⚡
by bright username taken April 25, 2024
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crisi

like crisis..but without the other s. so it’s like plural??? like cacti ig
i’m having multiple crisi rn
by MCyeehaw123 September 14, 2019
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Mood Life Crisis

Just like mid life crisis but anyone have it, you don't actually need to be middle aged. Something can simply upset your mood and lo and behold you now have a mood life crisis.
Is Alex coming to the party?
No. He's having a mood life crisis.
by whackywizard August 06, 2022
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